Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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