I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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