Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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