dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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