It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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