well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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