Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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