There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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