Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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