oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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