Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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