so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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