Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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