Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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