just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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