Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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