Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
sex in a hospital.. check
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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