I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
