Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
