Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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