Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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