I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Say something about gay babies.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
