I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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