OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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