I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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