It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
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one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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