Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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