i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
