You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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