i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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