I can tuck mytits in my pants
It's Friday. Sex?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Let's paint friendship bongs
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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