I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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