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Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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