so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
