They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
