Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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