: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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