Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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