I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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