She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
drinking out of a sandbucket again
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
