I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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