So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Randomize
