I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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