Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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