so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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