there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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