I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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