I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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