Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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