some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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