No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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