I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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