but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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