So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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