That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You did what with his pubic hair?
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