i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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