im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
