"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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